Monday Morning News Snippets

14/10/13 -- The IMF chief Christine Lagarde says that the world economy could go into recession unless US politicians get their fingers out pronto. Did you see her on the news last night? I couldn't decide if it was a man, a woman or an alien. She's also the same colour as a polished Georgian yew writing bureau. With a wig on. She reminds me of someone. I've got it, it's that old woman in Tenko,